Mom: *talks about where our next move will be*
Me: But I wanna go to Switzerland for the hotel management school
Mom: What! I thought you wanted to be a teacher
Me: Mom, that was years ago..remember i told you! 
Mom: Sigh. You're always changing. Fine. Just don't have a million boyfriends. One day you bring home your boyfriend Tom then next time it's Michael. I'm gonna get so confused. 
LOL <3ruv you