I – Hey baby I have something to say
B – Baaaaby…I do too
I – OK u go first.
B – Im pregnant.
I – Uh WHAT. I was going to leave you. What now!
J – Have you guys considered having an abortion, it was just made legal.
I – Um in that case, cya becky.

Only 1970 girls would fully understand this. Now would be a good time to invent a time machine. Can I please go back to socials 11?